Think.

Whenever I go on facebook and see girls with like 1500+ friends, it doesn’t really phase me.  But when I see dudes that’re younger than me with thousands of friends on facebook I just wonder like…how?!  How is that even possible?  I saw one kid the other day that’s gotta be 15 that has over 3000 friends with girls all on his little prepubescent cock like “Sooo cutee :)”.  Like, what the fuck? 

I’ve had facebook since I was about 14 and I only have like 750 “friends” in almost 5 years.  Does that mean I’m not cool?  I mean, maybe it’s because I don’t have blue eyes?  Girls seem to like that.  But Hey…what am I gonna do with 3000+ friends anyway?  I don’t think you meet 3000 people in your lifetime let alone in 15 years.  Fuck em.  I like 750, I think it’s a good number.  Then again, my amount of friends fluctuate every day so it might not be 750 right now.  Seriously, one day I thought people just went on a James Fontana strike because it said 736 friends and I got kinda upset, you know?  But then I realized Zuckerberg was just fuckin with me and I felt better.