Think.

Okay so the Giants won, hooray let’s all make babies.

But what I was really looking at were the commercials and half time.  And also Tom Coughlin’s fits of rage and Eli’s perpetual “I smell shit” face.

So the commercials this year were pretty bad for the most part.  They decided America needed a more serious tone, probably because unemployment is steadily rising and so are our taxes.  So they did away with most of the funny commercials.  Instead we got Clint Eastwood (a.k.a Skeletor) talking about how it’s halftime in America right now too.  What does that even mean?  The commercial was pretty good, probably cost a couple million but I don’t know.  Didn’t really do it for me.  Special effects were awesome in majority of the commercials but they didn’t really tickle my fancy, if you know what I mean.

Halftime. My first reaction…why Madonna?  Yeah her new album is coming out but she’s like…old.  And a bitch.  Two things that don’t flow well in the music industry.  But nevertheless, I personally thought she did a good job for a 52 year old bitch.  Everyone who thinks she’s trying to imitate Lady Gaga has got it all wrong because, if anything, Lady Gaga got most of her influence from Madonna.  So chill with that.  Also, the set and choreography was awesome.  I know nobody really notices that shit but you gotta give those people props.  Lot of hard work with into that.  As for the guest appearances like Nicki Minaj, Cee-Lo Green, and LMFAO, they all were unnecessary and horrendous.  I saw a few statuses on how people just wanted LMFAO to perform already and I was like …Why?  They’re two unattractive, talentless guys who act like retards for a living.  And Nicki Minaj…don’t even get me started.  Let’s just say I hope she dies a slow, painful death choking on one of her multicolored wigs.  Cee-Lo was the least horrible out of the three.  He was actually kinda funny waddlin around in his sunglasses.

  But, anyway, my Mom liked the halftime show.  I know the majority of Super Bowl watchers aren’t middle aged women but Hey…that’s pretty much the only crowd Madonna appeals to, hence why I don’t understand the reasoning for her being the halftime performer.  It didn’t make sense.

My closing remarks are as follows: I really don’t care that the Giants won.  But I swear if I start hearing Giants fans tell me “Yo, how many Super Bowls did the Jets win??  How many times did they beat the Pats bro?” there will be blood.  I’ve heard enough shit from the asshole Yankees fans who feel like it’s their job to let me know how many World Series rings the Yankees have every time I wear my Mets hat.  “Bro, did the Mets even win a World Series?  Why do you even wear their hat?” I wear their hat because I’m a real fan you fuckin idiot.  And they won 2 World Series’, thank you very much.  I really hope the Jets don’t suck next season, maybe they can humor me and make the playoffs?  God knows baseball season is gonna be a bust.